WCLP Weekend Uniform Sweats
Today's forecast calls for a mild hangover slightly muted by a greasy brunch and a lot of lying; lying to yourself about the number of people you should call and apologize to, and lying to others about your productivity. You might as well do that shit lying around in these bad boys. They fucking cozy like a warm body only minus the emotional baggage and potential STD.
Unisex sizing so size down (they are BIG)
No pockets so carry your condoms elsewhere
Elastic ankle scrunch
Elastic waistband for your gluttonous ass
White cord drawstring
60% combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece